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  • go_guy123
    07-20 10:09 AM
    He did not voted

    Clinton / Obama will never vote in favor of H1B / EB immigration now as they are running for election.




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  • sbharatham
    07-18 10:00 PM
    Contributed $100 just now adding to earlier 100+50.
    Will contribute more.
    IV has proved they are working hard behind the scenes with the July bulletin reversal Success.

    Now its our turn as members to support them by contributing as much as you can !!!

    Order Details - Jul 18, 2007 10:22 PM EDT
    Google Order #156751256110014




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  • srt57
    06-01 03:59 PM
    THIS IS VALID ONLY IF THE CIR BILL BECOMES A LAW IN ITS CURRENT FORM....

    From what I know (largely due to the posts on these forums), if your I-140 was not filed by May 15th 2007, you will have to reapply for your GC in the new system.

    LC or I-485 is not relevant here. The cutoff date is determined by your I-140 filing date.

    Also, between May 15th 2007 and October 1st 2008 (likely), no new I-140s can be applied. Thus, it would make no sense to apply for a LC either. USCIS will only process backlogged I-485 cases and issue green cards.

    Finally, it is really unfair for them to set this cutoff date retroactively. But it is legal for them to do this. Can't sue them for it.

    Hope this clears things.

    Thanks,
    Jayant


    But this generally applies to people affected by retrogression. If one isn't affected by retrogression, applies for I-140 after 5/15/2007 and gets green card before 10/1/2008 (which is possible) then that person should be ok, is that right?




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  • Imigrait
    03-03 03:55 PM
    It's stupid to have rules around which expect Immigrants from India and China to hold on to their jobs for 10 years without changing it when everyone around is losing their jobs.



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  • ganesha
    02-18 11:30 PM
    It would move by 2 or 3 months at the max.

    The first bulletin with Eb1 and Eb2 spill over.
    Last year:
    Mar 2008- India Eb2 U
    Apr 2008- India-Eb2 01 Dec 03

    This year may be:
    Mar 2009- India Eb2 15 Feb 04
    Apr 2009- India Eb2 28 Feb 05 (My PD :))




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  • gc28262
    08-12 11:22 AM
    This will infact increase offshoring.

    These companies will pay the extra fees, but will change their onshore/offshore model. Will use less H1/L1 visas , but will increase the headcount of offshore operations.

    So the smart senator will force more jobs to be outsourced. These jobs will never comeback once gone. If we look back at the 2000 recession, it caused a major shift in the way US companies looked at outsourcing. Pre-2000 many companies didn't believe that all jobs could be outsourced. 2000 recession forced them to think otherwise.

    These kind of bills will cause a re-thinking in corporate america's thought process. They will think of creative ways to outsource. Against this senator's hopes, it will reduce jobs here.



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  • gctoget
    07-30 07:29 PM
    gctoget, we are actually 39 members now. 24 is the new members that have joined since a week back. If you look at the members section on our yahoo groups we have more. Keep joining folks, we have become very active.

    Sorry about that Drona. "39 members" .....that sounds great!!!:)




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  • bala50
    09-13 04:07 PM
    I'm ready to fill the sixth slot . I have contributed to rally before and i will match Milind's next contibution.


    Thank you mohitb272, wolfsappi, kanaihya and ravikanthe. All your help and contributions are greatly appreciated.
    Details of my $100 contribution are in my signature.

    To people who still have their finger on the trigger,

    Guys, Are we ready to fire the next round? Believe me you will feel good. The gun is loaded with 5 bullets again.
    But wait a minute, someone told me this revolver has six chambers. We can put one extra bullet in this baby.
    Would any senior member or previous contributors like to be the guest of honor and help us fire the last bullet?

    On a more serious note we still required $10,000 before Sept 18th.



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  • arnab221
    06-25 12:01 PM
    Got approved just now. Labor filed EB3 on 23rd Feb Govt job. Thinsg are moving ... Best of luck to all !!!

    -M

    Dude ,

    You owe us all a plate of Panipuri each .:D CONGRATS once again . Enjoy your day .




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  • ArkBird
    02-23 02:37 PM
    LUD has little or no meaning. I have seen cases getting approval notice without ANY LUD. Don't stress out or hold your breath for it.



    I hope so..
    But checking my July 2007 I485 online status, it says it was last updated in Dec 2007..
    Shouldn't we all have got recent LUDs or RFEs if all of us were recently pre-adjugated



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  • I_need_GC
    03-25 02:27 PM
    I am in a bind now, appreciate any advice,

    I am planning on using my EAD to switch to another job in a couple of months. Meanwhile I have booked tickets for May 26th to send my son to India for the summer. He has H4 stamped in his passport valid till 2010.

    My question is

    **Can my son come back on H4 even though I use my EAD to change jobs ?

    **Does he need to have advance parole ? Even if I apply for AP tomorrow, chances are very slim that he will get it before he leaves on May 26th.

    Thanks in Advance

    If you switch Jobs, and you don't have your H1B transfered to the new employer this means your H1B is not valid. No your son can not entry the country on H4 he must use AP. But if you continue to work full time on H1B and work part time on EAD with another employer then he can come on H4.




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  • superdesi2100
    09-11 05:29 PM
    Contributed $100 yesterday. Contributed $100 more today. (Paypal Transaction ID: 3SC70877BD390151N).

    Coming to the rally on 9/18.

    Downloaded the petition and already got 20 signatures (not including family and friends).

    Thanks for your effort IV.



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  • Cheran
    07-11 03:23 PM
    Let's get this straight, We don't know each other, outside this website I see you as my competitor. Tomorrow you and I could compete for the same job right? Now add in the fact, that by crude luck you get your Green Card in 10 months and I get it in 10 years, how do you think that it is fair on my part?

    You are here in Immigrationvoice, because you want your Green Card, so lets not act as if we are saving the world.

    I don't want you suffer but at the same time I don't want to suffer so that others could live a hearty life...


    I really sympathise with your situation, But your comments are outrageous.
    R you saying Just because you suffered every body has to suffer.:mad:




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  • snathan
    08-12 12:17 PM
    True. But why then does an employee want to join such company ? It is not that you are not aware of all these before you step to this country through Infy or TCS ?

    I never worked for them. But I have seen so many people suffering and they are ready to suffer to be in the US. I dont want to deviate from the thread..so lets stop this discussion about INFY.



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  • willwin
    04-01 11:53 AM
    If the system is flawed, any effort to work it out to get things done would seem incompetent and inefficient. First off, this guessing game by USCIS of estimating visa applications and asking for visa numbers from DHS is so neondartal and ridiculous.

    Process must be automated and centralized to eliminate any human intervention in performing guesstimates. A pool of visas must be made available in the system and must remain available for the next year to be carried over if needs be. That would eliminate pressure on officials to play the game in the dark and rush like maniacs at the end of the fiscal year to catch frogs!

    With all the revenue and system they have, do you think this is so tough to streamline? I doubt.

    They can, at the minimum, have the cases in sequence, process per FIFO, control PD movements logically. The minimum they can do, easily.




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  • aau
    07-12 11:22 AM
    In VA can we extend Driving License with receipt notice of h1 extension .

    Hey,

    I went to the VA DMV in Sterling yesterday and the person there refused to renew my DL based on my original H1B extension extension RECEIPT Notice, saying there is no 'Date' on this document. :mad: These ppl are too dumb. It says clearly on DMV's website - they will give you a 1 yr extension IF there is no date on that document. Need to take a lawyer and paralegal along next time... :confused:

    BTW, how did you manage to do this??



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  • gc_kaavaali
    10-28 12:32 PM
    I sent an e-mail to Ombudsman.




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  • techskill
    08-12 02:34 AM
    There is something fishy. Its not possible that he could apply for 485 with the PD of September 2006 in June 2007 . Only people with priority date with June 2003 and earlier could apply. I know this because our PD is July 2003 and we applied only in July 2007. Please people stop this.

    Since your PD is June 2003, you could have applied in June 2007 because in June Visa bulletin(released in May ) it moved till April 2004.




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  • aadimanav
    06-10 11:28 PM
    Source:
    http://www.immigration-information.com/forums/general-immigration-questions/8261-visa-number-update-from-the-department-of-state.html

    AILA just published the following information that they received from the Visa Office:


    Department of State Advises of Dire State of Affairs on Visa Number Availability for Those Born in India or China!

    Cite as "AILA InfoNet Doc. No. 09061032 (posted Jun. 10, 2009)"

    Mr. Charles Oppenheim of the Department of State Visa Office has advised AILA of the following predictions for the movement of priority dates for the remainder of FY2009 and future years. He estimates that all 140,000 employment-based immigrant visa numbers will be used this fiscal year (October 1, 2008 through September 30, 2009). Mr. Oppenheim notes that the estimates provided on visa availability for the remainder of FY2009 were based on USCIS processing during the first 7 � months of the fiscal year, and any changes to USCIS processing patterns would impact availability. Mr. Oppenheim reported:

    * The employment-based fourth preference, which includes religious workers and other special immigrants, has experienced a surge in usage of immigrant visa numbers this year. While this preference is current for June 2009, continued heavy demand for numbers could require the establishment of a cut-off date later in the fiscal year.

    * The employment-based fifth preference (immigrant investors) has also experienced a surge in usage of immigrant visa numbers this year.

    * The surge in usage of the employment-based fourth and fifth preference numbers is significant beyond those specific categories themselves because, historically, there have been substantial unused numbers in these categories which have been used to meet demand for visas in the employment-based first and second preference categories, allowing the China and India cut-off dates to advance further than would be possible if those categories are limited to only their annual limits. This means EB2 immigrants from China and India could have an even longer wait to obtain green cards.

    * The EB1 category worldwide will remain current the rest of the fiscal year but demand is high.

    * The EB1 categories for India and China will be current during the month of July 2009, but could require the establishment of a cut-off date in August or September should EB1 demand remain heavy. As noted above, China and India have previously benefited from the excess EB1 numbers for all other countries because excess visa numbers from other countries "fall across" the EB1 category to India and China. The high demand from other countries this year means there are fewer numbers to "fall across" to India and China.

    * EB2 India. The prognosis is grim. For July 2009, the cut-off date is January 1, 2000, and the category may become unavailable in August or September of 2009. There are currently approximately 25,000 EB2 India cases which have been reviewed by USCIS and queued up at the Department of State awaiting visa numbers for the "green cards" to be approved. Like all other countries, India has a limit of 2,800 EB2 numbers available per year plus any "fall across" and "fall down" numbers from EB4, EB5 and EB1 visa numbers. Therefore, without legislative relief, the waiting time for Indian EB2 applicants may be measured in years, even decades.

    * EB2 China. The prognosis is equally grim. As of July 2009, the cut-off date will be January 1, 2000 and the category may become unavailable in August or September of 2009. There are a significant amount of EB2 China cases which have been reviewed by USCIS and queued up at the Department of State awaiting visa numbers for approval of the adjustment of status. Like all other countries, China has a limit of 2,800 EB2 numbers available per year plus any "fall across" and "fall down" from EB4, EB5 and EB1 visa numbers. Therefore, without legislative relief, the waiting time for China born EB2 applicants may also be many years.

    * EB3 Worldwide will be unavailable the remainder of this fiscal year. As the Department of Labor cleared its long backlog of Alien Labor Certification cases, there were tens of thousands of I-485 applications with priority dates in 2004 and earlier years which were processed by USCIS this year. The Department of State currently estimates that, as of October 1, 2009, the EB3 worldwide cut-off date will be March 1, 2003. There will be extended delays in this category.

    * EB3 visas for India, China and Mexico applicants will be unavailable for the remainder of the fiscal year. It is estimated, based on current demand for visa numbers that as of October 1, 2009, the following cut-off dates could be established: China will be March 1, 2003; India will be November 1, 2001; and Mexico will be March 1, 2003. These estimates are based on "current demand" in the first 7 � months of FY2009, and a lot could change between now and early September when October dates are established.

    * There are approximately 25,000 EB2 and 25,000 EB3 applicants currently queued at the Department of State awaiting visa numbers.

    * There are 2.7 million family-based applicants on the waiting lists for consular processing. Note that this information was provided in the March Visa Bulletin. (See AILA InfoNet Doc. No. 9021063.)

    * There could be approximately 50,000 employment-based applicants on the waiting lists for consular processing.

    * Currently almost 90% of all employment-based visa numbers are used by USCIS and 75% of all family-based visa numbers are used by consular posts.




    EternityInLimbo
    05-02 10:43 PM
    PD - Nov 2001, regular, EB2 - No 45 day letter yet - How about that ?

    PD Sept 2001, RIR EB2 (completed MD SWA Nov 2003 before going BEC), response confirmation filed Jan 2005, no further word... Just got my 10th-year H-1B extension approved.

    How's this for a sad, twisted case of one-upmanship!
    Almost glad for the company, but at the same time really sorry for it.

    I mentioned this in another thread, but I heard from my law firm that the Philly BEC was prioritizing resource allocation to entering cases into their system, rather than in reviewing (and approving) the cases...




    JunRN
    08-20 09:36 PM
    While Illegal immigrants are simply using international drivers license, we, legal immigrants, are having difficulty getting to drive legally. This is simply ridiculous.



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